Die Flipperwaldt Gersput

Remake

posted by Antonio Correas @ 11:26 PM 2 comments

Babies dream of becoming...

A bit crappy video but with a geek end :-)

posted by Rudolph Hilter @ 4:25 PM 1 comments

Beware of trance music

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First lesson in lips-reading skills

Thanks to Juan Pedro el Cruel for his link to a great base of human knowledge

Lesson 1:

Exercise: Interpret the following lips

posted by Rudolph Hilter @ 6:41 PM 2 comments

Swedish in few steps

Lesson 1:
- fuck: knullar
- friend: kompis

Exercise: what does knullarkompis mean?

posted by Rudolph Hilter @ 10:57 AM 1 comments

Diccionario español práctico

Definición de bardaje.

posted by Rudolph Hilter @ 1:07 AM 2 comments

La carta de suicidio de Kurt Cobain

Se ve que el hombre estaba en plenas facultades mentales cuando lo hizo xD

posted by Antonio Correas @ 1:06 AM 0 comments

La caída de Fidel

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El alcalde de Ortigueira

Retrato de un español con clase, maneras y buen gusto, todo un caballero.

posted by Rudolph Hilter @ 12:44 AM 0 comments

¿Casualidades? No, serendipias

Aprende más sobre el apasionante mundo de las serendipias ...

posted by Rudolph Hilter @ 9:34 PM 0 comments

La letra C

Va un niño cubano caminando por la calle, se cruza con Fidel Castro, recién salido del hospital y al ver Fidel que el niño lo ignora, le pregunta:

- ¿Oye niño, sabe tú quien soy yo?
- No señó, no sé quien e usté, ni me interesa

Fidel muy enojado le dice:

- Pue como castigo po' no conocé al comandante Castro, ahora mismo tiene que decíme 20 palabra que comiencen con la letra "C" para que más nunca en tu vida se te olvide que mi apellido e Castro.

Y el niño le dice:

- Compañero comandante Castro ¿Cómo y Cuándo carajo comeremo carne con cerveza Corona como comen lo cabrones comilones del Comité Central Comunista Cubano?

Castro se le queda mirándolo asombrado, y le dice al niño:

- Falta una c

El niño concluye:

- ¡¡¡Cabrón!!!

posted by Rudolph Hilter @ 8:31 PM 0 comments

The world if Hitler was still alive

posted by Rudolph Hilter @ 10:15 PM 0 comments

Aaaahahahaaaaahaahh

It summarises the inherent suffering of life, together with an apology of existentialism xDDDD

More masterworks of toons here:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/

posted by Antonio Correas @ 1:01 AM 1 comments

Free Cascadia!

Cascadia for Cascaders! Americans, leave Cascadia and go home (except those from Cascadia, of course)!

posted by Rudolph Hilter @ 3:19 PM 0 comments

Thank god they invented the digital rectal massage to terminate hiccups

Some of the Ig Nobel Prize Winners of the year 2006 (full list at Improbable Research)

PEACE: Howard Stapleton of Merthyr Tydfil, Wales, for inventing an electromechanical teenager repellant -- a device that makes annoying noise designed to be audible to teenagers but not to adults; and for later using that same technology to make telephone ringtones that are audible to teenagers but not to their teachers.

MATHEMATICS: Nic Svenson and Piers Barnes of the Australian Commonwealth Scientific and Research Organization, for calculating the number of photographs you must take to (almost) ensure that nobody in a group photo will have their eyes closed.

LITERATURE: Daniel Oppenheimer of Princeton University for his report "Consequences of Erudite Vernacular Utilized Irrespective of Necessity: Problems with Using Long Words Needlessly".

MEDICINE: Francis M. Fesmire of the University of Tennessee College of Medicine, for his medical case report "Termination of Intractable Hiccups with Digital Rectal Massage".

BIOLOGY: Bart Knols and Ruurd de Jong of Wageningen Agricultural University, for showing that the female malaria mosquito Anopheles gambiae is attracted equally to the smell of limburger cheese and to the smell of human feet.

posted by Braun Minipimer @ 11:54 AM 1 comments

Pacman el Victorioso

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The Battle of the Bands

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Loose change

Dos doctores en algo de la Universidad Jalapeña de Alcanford han demostrado cuán distinta habría sido la Historia si en el año 43 el ejército del eje hubiera contado con alguien como Eugenio trabajando en sus brigadas anti-chiste. He aquí la prueba:


Saben aquel de que mi perro no tiene nariz?




Y cómo huele?




Fatall...



Como se ve, la mejora es notable.

posted by Antonio Correas @ 1:01 AM 0 comments

Nueva cocina latina

Albóndigas en salsa de lefa, un plato su culento :-P

A no perderse los comentarios de la gente, como se van y cuantos hay :-D

posted by Rudolph Hilter @ 12:12 PM 0 comments

Killer joke

There is only one historical inaccuracy in this sketch. Can you guess? The answer in few days...

posted by Rudolph Hilter @ 11:24 PM 1 comments

The blink html tag

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Fieston de telecos

El otro dia un buen amigo me invito a una fiesta en la residencia de telecos. Ante las repetidas promesas de libertinaje sin limites, me decidi a ir dispuesto a darlo todo.

No me decepciono ni un apice la fiesta. Hubo galletitas saladas, ponche de zumos varios, y lo mejor... un concurso de matematicas! Tuve varias erecciones.

He aqui a los nuevos amigos que hice en la fiesta, todos tocandose las partes pudendas a la vez. Que enrollaos son mis nuevos amigos.

posted by Antonio Correas @ 1:07 PM 2 comments

Original emoticons

In the wikipedia there were some original emoticons, such as (_*_), 8==D or (i). 10 points if you can guess what they mean ;-)

A pity they have been removed from the current version and you have to dive in history files to find it. The reason:

"Remove most of the huge number of dubious huge number of dubious, rare, Eastern-style, duplicate, etc. They don't belong here, and can't be verified in any case. I'm not the arbiter of what goes and stay"

posted by Rudolph Hilter @ 3:24 PM 0 comments

Ano

El Ano

posted by Antonio Correas @ 10:26 AM 2 comments

Publicidad ING

Ante la subida del euribor va a cambiar la publicidad de ING

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Dear penis

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I like bukkake

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